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Audience: Humor
Never Speak With Your Mouth Full
– we would NEVER be rude! NEVER SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! Never Speak With Your Mouth Full! Never Speak With Your Mouth Full! Never Speak With Your Mouth Full! ’Cause that is very rude! Nbubble Spbuccct Wiff Mufft Fuggle Nbubble Spbmufft Wiff Mufft Fuggle Nbubble Spbmufft Wiff Mufft! Mugglugh Fuggle Fuggle-Lumpf! Glump! (Gulp!) ’Cause […]
I Need A Hug
– sometimes that’s all it takes I NEED A HUG I need a hug Don’t need kissin’ I need a hug Don’t need you t’liste I need a hug When I’m not so calm I need a hug From you Mom I just need a hug I need a hug Don’t need questions I need […]
Au Revoir
– saying “see ya later” instead of “goodbye” AU REVOIR I made a Hat from paper I glued some glitter on it I glued some curly noodles With tape to make them stay But I let David wear it He left it on the chair Where Marsha sat down on it Now it doesn’t look […]
Rabbit On My Shoulder
– animals and body parts RABBIT ON MY SHOULDER Got a rabbit on my shoulder Rabbit on my shoulder Got a duckie in my shoe Duckie in my shoe And on top of my head On top of my head I have got a kangaroo! I have got a kangaroo! Got a kitty in my […]
Uh-Oh!
– everybody makes mistakes, we’re human! UH-OH! Cho: Uh-Oh! I made a mess. Uh-Oh! It’s true Uh-Oh! I made a mess, but that’s what people do! Uh-Oh! I spilled my juice, dropped it on the floor! Uh-Oh! My Grandma says, “That’s what floors are for!” Chorus Uh-Oh! I tripped and fell, got an “owie” on […]
Pass It On!
– a sneeze along PASS IT ON! Cho: Pass it on! Ah-choo! Pass it on! Ah-choo! Don’t be stingy, Pass it on! Ah-choo! Someone thoughtful thought of you, when they gave you the flu! So don’t be stingy, Pass it on! Ah-choo! Whenever someone sneezes, out into the air They spray a million germs on […]
The Night Before Hanukkah
– you mean Santa can come to Jewish kids too?! THE NIGHT BEFORE HANUKKAH ’Twas the night before Hanukkah, all through our home, Not a creature was stirring not even Jerome. Jerome is our cat, and he stays up all night, But he had chicken soup, so he was sleeping all right. The children were […]
New Games
– alternatives to competitive games NEW GAMES! Intro: ** Cho: New games! New games! Let’s make-up some new games New-bee-doo-bee-zoo games! Let’s make some up right now! New games! New games! Games we love to do games! New-bee-doo-bee-zoo games! Let’s make some up right now! Havin’ a good time is where it’s at But the […]
Safari Into My Sister’s Nose
– a tour through the nasal passage! SAFARI INTO MY SISTER’S NOSE Chorus: Let’s go on safari into my sister’s nose I’ll bet we find some treasure Like we found between her toes Be careful that you don’t get lost And tangled-up in hair I hope that it’s still open ‘Cause her finger’s always there! […]