Let’s all bow our heads so that we may give thanks For polysorbate in our beans and franks For salad dressing all shiny and brown With mono-diglycerides t’help it slide down! Cho: Grace! Grace! For what the Lord gives! May the Saints all preserves us with preservatives! Grace! Grace! Give thanks! Open wide! Our chances […]
Audience: Humor
No Excuse T’Use Booze
from Dr. Peter Alsop’s DVD “Sometimes Si, Sometimes No!” – to help kids understand alcoholism. […]
The Bank
THE BANK Cho: The bank, the bank, they keep me so busy The bank, the bank, and I’m getting dizzy Bridge: Stand-in-line to deposit, I put money in Write a check, send it off, start all over again! The bank, the bank , the bank! Chorus Downtown all around, I look in the air Banks […]
I’m Lucky
I’M LUCKY AND YOU’RE NOT I’m lucky and you’re not I enjoy all the stuff I got N’ that’s tough t’do, ’cause your pain keeps makin’ me blue I got privileges, you don’t I get things in ways you won’t God just loves me a lot more than He loves you! I’m lucky and you’re […]
Aaargh!
– sometimes you just have to let it all out! AAARGH! I am always good as gold I do exactly what I’m told I do what the grown-ups say I don’t complain, ’cause it’s okay. I don’t talk back, I don’t get mad I don’t upset my Mom and Dad I don’t get sick, I […]
If I Was In Charge
– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]
Logical
– kids see through the grown-up plot! LOGICAL Cho: Logical, logical! Why do you have t’be so logical? Ne-ver-mind, . . don’t tell me why, You’ll have a logical reply! Kid: Dad, I’m too full to eat my beans Dad: You’re too full? What does that mean? Kid: My tummy’s got no room, it’s true! […]
Take Me With You
– some of the things that “just might happen” if you leave me here alone! TAKE ME WITH YOU! Cho: Take me! (Take me!) Take me! (Take me!) Take me with you pleeease! Take me! (Take me!) Take me! (Take me!) Take me when you leave! I’m just your little child and surely you can […]
Let’s Trade Butts
Accepting Ourselves LET’S TRADE BUTTS! If you don’t like the one you got! Let’s trade, ’cause I like yours alot! I want to try a diff’rent kind! An’ I like yours, do you like mine!? Chorus: Let’s – trade – Butts! Now ev’rybody else looks great! But my butt’s only second-rate! I’ll hang yours down […]
Family Of Friends
– a circle where love never ends FAMILY OF FRIENDS Cho: Here we are again, a family of friends A family of friends, where love never ends. (x2) We each have a face, two eyes and a nose And we each have a smile, ’cause our happiness shows! Chorus We’re kids and we’re grown-ups, fathers […]