– Barry Louis Polisar song, losing a best friend MY BROTHER THREW-UP ON MY STUFFED TOY BUNNY Cho: My brother threw-up on my stuffed toy bunny You better not laugh cause it really isn’t funny It was lying in my bed while I was sound asleep But it could have been worse, yeah, it could […]
Audience: Humor
Sandwiches
– Bob King’s let’s eat 100 sandwiches! SANDWICHES Cho: Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper, and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches, I’d eat them all at once! I’m a-roamin’ and a-ramblin’, and wanderin’ […]
I Wanna Be A Dog
– a Barry Louis Polisar breathe – along! I WANNA BE A DOG Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna wag my tail Chase cars and knock over garbage cans Bite the lady who brings the mail! Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna drool on the floor Get pats on the head, […]
Wha’d’ya Wanna Do?
– children creatively messing-up! WHA’D’YA WANNA DO?! Cho: Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! (Repeat) Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! Let’s make a fort, with cushions from the couch! You hide inside and act like a […]
Bored, Bored, Bored
– a humorous kid’s lament on a rainy day BORED, BORED, BORED Why can’t Mommy take me to the beach? Why can’t Daddy peel me a peach? Why can’t Grandma take me to the zoo? I’m just a little kid and there’s nothing here to do! No one ever plays with me I’m bored, bored, […]
Was St Pat Scared?
WAS ST PAT SCARED? St. Pat drove the snakes out of Ireland Tho’ snakes are God’s creatures too And they probably scared St Patrick a bit And they might even frighten you But getting rid of all the snakes Won’t make your fear go away It puts it off for awhile But your fear will […]
Peaceful Feet
-it all happens in :60 seconds! PEACEFUL FEET I have two feet, I think they’re neat I like to sing about them I tap my feet and I repeat Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! Cho: Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feeeeet! Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feet-feet-feet! Feet-feet, feet-feet, Feeeeet! My feet need air and lots of care I tell […]