– when you love to do something! THAT’S MY THANG! Cho 1: I said-a, Hey! She-bang! That’s my thang! I do it all the time and I do it for free ’Cause nobody does my thang like me! I said-a, Hey! She-bang! That’ s my thang! (I said-a, Hey! She-bang! That’s my thang!) My thang […]
Audience: Humor
No One’s Normal
– delight in our abnormality! NO ONE’S NORMAL Cho: No one’s normal, you know that! Ev’ryone’s a little bats! No one’s normal, look and see We’re all a little craaa-zy! Gh-gh, gh-gh, gh-gh-ght! You think you know somebody who’s Completely normal through and through They’re hiding all their crazy stuff You just don’t know them […]
If I Was In Charge
– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]
Go To Sleep You Little Creep
– we love our kids but enough is enough! GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE CREEP Go to sleep you little creep It’s time to get undressed. You’re so cute when you’re asleep It’s when I love you best Brush your teeth and wash your face And don’t forget to go! Then kiss and hug and […]
Where Will I Go When I’m Dead And Gone?
– some kids need a safe place to talk about it WHERE WILL I GO? I’m glad that I can ask you about things that I don’t know Like, when my body dies, I wonder, where will I go? Oh, Cho: Where will I go when I’m dead and gone? Where will I go when […]
Aaargh!
– sometimes you just have to let it all out! AAARGH! I am always good as gold I do exactly what I’m told I do what the grown-ups say I don’t complain, ’cause it’s okay. I don’t talk back, I don’t get mad I don’t upset my Mom and Dad I don’t get sick, I […]
No Excuse T’Use Booze
– problems get worse when you use booze NO EXCUSE T’USE BOOZE! Cho: There’s no excuse t’use booze All you get is confused Booze makes problems for you, so There’s no excuse t’use booze! Chorus Booze is bad for kids Now we all know that’s true But some folks don’t admit That it’s bad for […]
Juice
– fill up with “love” to pass it on! JUICE Cho: Juice, juice, please pass the juice Pass that juice along! Juice, I’ve found, makes the world go ’round When we got it we pass it on! I love juice that comes from fruit ’Cause it tastes sweet and fine I can drink until my […]
You’re Okay!
– we all have wonderful, weird differences! YOU’RE OKAY! Our cat Carlos has dandruff Our dog Homer has fleas (scratch, scratch) Daddy’s breath in the morning Smells like very old cheese! (p.u.!) My big sister has pimples That just won’t go away (oh no!) If something’s wrong with you too, then you’re okay! Chorus: You’re […]
If You Love A Hippopotamus
by Connie Kaldor – good friends come in all shapes and sizes IF YOU LOVE A HIPPOPOTAMUS Cho: If you love a hippopotamus And you love her “alotamus” She will be your friend And that can be mighty handy now and then ’Cause if you’re stuck outside And the door on the house won’t budge […]