– are you a ‘chicken’ if you refuse to fight? CHICKENS FOR PEACE Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! And we don’t want to fry! Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! One little war, and we’re Chicken-pot-pie! Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! And no one respects, a chicken who begs! Chickens […]
Audience: Humor
Animal Crackers
– a funny little music box love song with a twist! ANIMAL CRACKERS Animal crackers Trapped in a box I let ’em out ’cause I love ’em a lot Animal crackers Glad to be free You’re funny and cute and You love me! Animal crackers Y’love to play I make you walk and y’do what […]
It’s No Fun When Ya Gotta Eat An Onion
– everyone has different tastes! IT’S NO FUN WHEN YA GOTTA EAT AN ONION When Dad cuts onions, he just cries That smell brings tears into his eyes It brings the tears to my eyes too I know he’ll make me eat his stew! Cho: It’s no fun when ya gotta eat an onion! It’s […]
Hey Ev’rybody!
– when finally, … we can do it! HEY EV’RYBODY! Hey ev’rybody, I learned t’whistle! All on my own! Now here I go! I had to try it, again and again, Put your lips like this, then blow! Tweedle-deedle-dee, tweet, tweet, tweet! Hey ev’rybody, I learned t’snap! All on my own! So listen to me! […]
Gnarly Dude
– stay one step ahead of the teacher! GNARLY DUDE In my classroom, when the teacher asks a question we’re supposed to know the answer to it. If I know, then what I do is, raise my hand and hope she picks me out so I can do it! But she never picks me out […]
Irish Seatbelt Jig
– how fast can you sing this seatbelt buckling song? IRISH SEATBELT JIG Seat, Belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt! (Repeat) Seat, Belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt-seat-belt, Seat-belt-seat, Belt! (Repeat) Traditional tune, Lyrics by […]
You Get A Little Extra When You Watch TV!
– builds awareness about hidden messages on TV! YOU GET A LITTLE EXTRA WHEN YOU WATCH T.V. Cho: You get a little extra when you watch T.V. Ain’t that ducky! Well you’re lucky if you see that You get a little extra when you watch T.V.! You sit too close and you get a big […]
Don’t Trick Your Dad!
– good advise in a Four Seasons rock & roll style DON’T TRICK YOUR DAD! Intro: I caught a frog, I knew what to do I put it in Dad’s shoe! When he got dressed, (what a surprise!) Boy! He jumped a mile! (opened up his eyes!) I really laughed but he didn’t smile! So, […]
I Am A Pizza
– kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! I AM A PIZZA! I am a pizza With extra cheese From tomatoes Sauce is squeezed Garlic and mushrooms Oregano!! I am a pizza, . . ready to go! I am a pizza Pepperoni No anchovies Or phoney balogna Onions and sausage Order by phone! I am a […]
Yecch!
– a funny, gross scream-along! YECCH!! Chorus: Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s half-way decomposed! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s really, really GROSS! Touch it first, I dare you Go on, poke it with a stick! Look out, ’cause it […]