Cho: I’m hopelessly, heterosexual I guess I’m kinda slow Mom and Dad were all I had That’s the only way I know, so, I’m hopelessly, heterosexual I’m stuck with being straight So man-to-man I’ll ask you Not to ask me for a date! When I’m with you I’m happy When you’re with me you’re gay […]
Archives: Songs
Buddies
As my lifeline runs through my fingers And it snags on knots time to time Just talkin’ to you, helps them slip through A buddy like you’s hard to find. Cho: Buddies like you never need to be told What buddies like me need to say Life has a flare when you’re standing there And […]
Uniforms
Intro: I love my job, I love my boss I love my paycheck too, … of course But most of all I love to wear Those clothes that make me warm I fit in with everyone When I’m in my uniform! Cho: Uniforms! Uniforms! Wonderful, wonderful clothes! When I get up in the mornin’ From […]
Baby Needs A Parent
Baby don’t need no silver spoon Don’t need no rub-a-dub-dub It’s apparent that a baby needs a parent who Can give that baby some love! Now every baby’s got one Mama And every baby’s got one Pop These days some babies live with one or the other Cause the parents get all split-up! Now if […]
Love Is The Only Medicine
When you hurt You hide it away You carry the pain Where it rains everyday, ahhh So deep inside Where no one can see When someone hurts you You don’t trust nobody, you need Cho: Love. It’s the only medicine Love. It makes you feel better my friend Love. It’s the only medicine Love. It […]
Look At The Ceiling
Look at the ceiling The shadows are bears I wonder what’s on the T.V.? And Daddy’s hands rub me all over I wonder, do leaves in the creek find their way to the sea? Mom mashes potatoes and pours in the milk And silently smokes cigarettes I wish she would hug me, or look at […]
Buckdancer’s Daddy
There’s a buckdance ev’ry Friday night Down at the old Town Hall Where sometimes you can see the best Buckdancer of them all She waves her hands, she swings her hips, Her long hair’s flyin’ free She sparks and smiles and kicks in style That’s a pure delight to see Well maybe she’ll be there […]
It’s Only A Wee-Wee
As soon as you’re born grown-ups check where you pee And then they decide just how you’re supposed t’be Girls pink and quiet, boys noisy and blue Seems like a dumb way to choose what you’ll do Cho: It’s only a wee-wee, so what’s the big deal? It’s only a wee-wee, so what’s all the […]
Gary Wall
Well my name is Gary Wall and I’m no one very special Just a short-order cook, and I’m forty years old And I drifted all my life from job to job But this livin’ all alone can make a man feel cold. And the walls have ears, from listenin’ to me talkin’ It’s been years […]
My Body
Cho: My body’s nobody’s body but mine! You run your own body, let me run mine! My heart was made to be filled-up with love Not to be ordered, or broken or shoved My hands were made to hold other hands, Not to hold guns in faraway lands Chorus My womb was made to make […]