Cho: Give yourself a hand, give yourself a hand You say it’s not your fault so it’s got to be your glands! Give yourself a hand, give yourself a hand Give us all a break and give yourself a hand! You act like you’ve been, Deserted on an island all alone for years With no […]
Archives: Songs
When One Is Too Many
One drink, one smoke, one snort of coke A sugar slip, hey, a mainline trip Are you sick and tired of feeling sick and tired? My friend, I know you know what’s required! Cho: When one is too many, and a thousand ain’t enough, You cannot do any, hey, you got to get tough! When […]
Chickens For Peace
Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! And we don’t want to fry! Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! One little war, and we’re Chicken-pot-pie! Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! And no one respects, a chicken who begs! Chickens for peace! We’re chickens for peace! One little slip, and we’re hard boiled […]
Gone For Good
An old brown cow was sittin’ in her pasture eating grass When she looked down at the ground, she saw a black bug walkin’ past. She watched him push and struggle with that little twig he’d found Then she raised her hoof and mashed that bug, (SQUISH!) into the ground! Cho: I can’t find a […]
Eulogy
What can I say? It’s really been fine You gave me so much In such a short time And your laughter still melts me And your smile makes me cry And I’m sure gonna miss you, Good-bye! I’m angry with you Cause you just left me here Though you loved me, I know, You were […]
Mr. D
Cho: I am Mr. D, what I say is true Everything changes constantly So do the best you can do! Catepiller crawls Into her cocoon, “Good bye!” Everything changes constantly Now she’s a butterfly! This is Number One Everything changes under the sun So take some chances, have some fun Do the best you can […]
Let’s Trade Butts!
(live – split audience – teach knee-slap, Idon’tknowY, fastknees, ending) (*= knee-slap; Idon’tknowY= arms up; ||= fastknees; *B!!= endingbutt slap) If you don’t like the one you got! Let’s trade, ’cause I like yours alot! I want to try a diff’rent kind! An’ I like yours, do you like mine!? Chorus: Let’s trade , Butts! […]
Lifeline
You carried me, home in your arms You loved me so much, and you kept me from harm You washed me and fed me, the years how they flew And now you need my help, and I’ll care for you! Cho: There’s a lifeline that ties me to you Life rolls like a wheel through […]
So Long
I’d like to go on singing But I know I have to go We’ve gone through ev’ry song I know You’ve held the harmony I know it’s time, I know it’s time to go, Thank you for the laughter, And the tears you shed on me. Instrumental I won’t forget the moments We’ve been through […]
Dancin’ At The Revolution
Men and women work hand-in-hand But power shifts from man to man Sing it out so they understand That no one needs to lead, To dance!! Cho: We’re all dancin’ at the revolution Are you comin’ by? We’re all dancin’ at the revolution Are you comin’ by? (Chorus w. audience) Human rights is a serious […]