– about having hope when things look darkest! NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE There’s a camel in the desert Who could really use a drink Her hump is all dried up And her name’s Irene, I think If she doesn’t get some water Or some juice or soda soon I don’t think she’ll last much […]
Archives: Songs
I Am A Pizza
– kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! I AM A PIZZA! I am a pizza With extra cheese From tomatoes Sauce is squeezed Garlic and mushrooms Oregano!! I am a pizza, . . ready to go! I am a pizza Pepperoni No anchovies Or phoney balogna Onions and sausage Order by phone! I am a […]
Yecch!
– a funny, gross scream-along! YECCH!! Chorus: Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s half-way decomposed! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s really, really GROSS! Touch it first, I dare you Go on, poke it with a stick! Look out, ’cause it […]
My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
– Barry Louis Polisar song, losing a best friend MY BROTHER THREW-UP ON MY STUFFED TOY BUNNY Cho: My brother threw-up on my stuffed toy bunny You better not laugh cause it really isn’t funny It was lying in my bed while I was sound asleep But it could have been worse, yeah, it could […]
Sandwiches
– Bob King’s let’s eat 100 sandwiches! SANDWICHES Cho: Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper, and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches, I’d eat them all at once! I’m a-roamin’ and a-ramblin’, and wanderin’ […]
Slap Hands
– gimme five to beat… SLAP HANDS Cho: Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! If there’s a bear in his underwear Who sez “I’m gonna eat you!” Just slap his paw, say “Hey […]
Charlie Douglas
– a dancing-movement whistle-along! CHARLIE DOUGLAS Charlie Douglas is a music man! Charlie Douglas plays while ev’rybody dances! Charlie Douglas is a music man No one else can play as well as Charlie Douglas can! Instrumental Charlie Douglas is a music man! Charlie Douglas plays while ev’rybody dances! Charlie Douglas is a music man No […]
I Wanna Be A Dog
– a Barry Louis Polisar breathe – along! I WANNA BE A DOG Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna wag my tail Chase cars and knock over garbage cans Bite the lady who brings the mail! Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna drool on the floor Get pats on the head, […]
Wha’d’ya Wanna Do?
– children creatively messing-up! WHA’D’YA WANNA DO?! Cho: Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! (Repeat) Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! Let’s make a fort, with cushions from the couch! You hide inside and act like a […]
Bored, Bored, Bored
– a humorous kid’s lament on a rainy day BORED, BORED, BORED Why can’t Mommy take me to the beach? Why can’t Daddy peel me a peach? Why can’t Grandma take me to the zoo? I’m just a little kid and there’s nothing here to do! No one ever plays with me I’m bored, bored, […]