You were somebody’s baby A long, long time ago When you wet yourself, they dried you When y’cried they brought the bottle, that satisfied you You were somebody’s baby, But baby where’s that bottle now? You were somebody’s baby A long, long time ago When you started walkin’ someone held out their hand Now you’re […]
Archives: Songs
William Tell
In the town of Altdorf in Switzerland they say That William Tell went walking with his little son one day The Hapsburgs ruled the land, their hat hung in the town But William Tell was proud and free and he would not bow down William Tell was proud and free, and he would not bow […]
One Foot Out The Door
“It takes a lot,” she said “to put me over the edge, Though some days I live my life there. I watch everyone’s back except for my own And sometimes, I forget there’s a knife there.” I said, “You’re on one foot, that’s just how we walk, It looks great. One comes up, one goes […]
A Porsche And A Potbelly
I got a Porsche and a potbelly It’s the great American dream I got a Porsche and a potbelly And someone t’keep ’em both clean! Now I ain’t lookin’ For times t’get lean I’m kinda fonda my mid-rift bulge And I love my machine! You all laughed at me back when My car was old […]
On Your Own
I cut the cord that tied you I set you on the road I’ll try to be a harbor When the sea winds drive you home I’m a place to lay your head When you’re weary to the bone So stop yourself and rest awhile, Hug me then you’re gone, On your own, on your […]
Grace
Let’s all bow our heads so that we may give thanks For polysorbate in our beans and franks For salad dressing all shiny and brown With mono-diglycerides t’help it slide down! Cho: Grace! Grace! For what the Lord gives! May the Saints all preserves us with preservatives! Grace! Grace! Give thanks! Open wide! Our chances […]
Check It Out
Cho: Check it out! Check it out! Bass: When you got a doubt Check it out! Check it out! Kid: What’s it all about? Check it out! Check it out! Bass: When you got a doubt Check it, check it, check it, check it, Check it, check it out! Some times my feelings get confused […]
Dyin’ To Be Thin
Cho: Dyin’ to be thin! Dyin’ to be thin! Ev’rybody gonna love me when I’m nothin’ but skin! Fat, fat, fat! Good-bye fat! I’m gonna look yummy when my tummy is flat! I wanna look like, the lady in the ad! With a little tiny hiney, gonna be so bad! Ev’rybody gonna love my skinny […]
Courage!
When the bull fighter faces the bull, he’s so scared Wishing he was somewhere else, and a little bit better prepared! But he knows in his mind, that to face that big cow Somehow he must find Cho: Courage! Courage! Deep down inside of you, courage! (Repeat) Kid: – Well you’re a grown-up, so you […]
Pick One!
PICK ONE It’s raining out today and I’m stuck inside Got the TV channel changer, but I can’t decide All the great programs on TV Flipping through the channels, then Mom says to me! Cho: Pick one! Pick one! You’re makin’ me crazy! Pick one! Pick one! You’re eyes are gettin’ hazy! Pick one channel, […]