Christmas Cheer

CHRISTMAS CHEER

Dashing through the snow, to the liquor store

We ran out of alcohol, we’re going to get more! (Oh boy!)

Dad has had a few drinks, he’s really got a load

HEY!!!  Look out Dad!  Boy!  You almost ran us off the road!

     Oh!

Cho:  Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, I hate when someone

     drinks!

Grown-ups just act stupid and their breath, it really stinks! 

     Yeah,

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, taste it, you’ll throw up!

If I have to drink at Christmas, I would rather not grow up!

That was pretty scary, that was pretty close!

Dad has had so many, he’s got Rudolph’s big red nose!

He runs into the store, grabs a six-pack off the shelf

Then he chugs another one to calm his Christmas self, Oh!

Chorus:  Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, I hate when

     someone drinks!

Grown-ups just act stupid, they should pour it down their

     sinks!  Oh,

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, taste it, you’ll throw up!

If I have to drink at Christmas, I would rather not grow up!

Mom is in the kitchen, with the family recipes

Brandy in the eggnog, and the Christmas pudding please!

She’s baking Christmas cookies, rum balls for us all

Christmas isn’t Christmas without the alcohol!

Chorus

If I have to drink at Christmas, I would rather not grow up!

Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 1994, Moose School Music, (BMI)

On Chris Moose Holidays & Songs On Recovery and Addiction – www.peteralsop.com