Asleep late at night in a crowded camp site, Crash woke me up, then a scream and a curse Outside my tent, couple having a fight I went out, but it only got worse She yelled in his face, then he shoved her down Threatened to hit her if she did it again I was […]
Audience: Teens
Let’s Trade Butts!
(live – split audience – teach knee-slap, Idon’tknowY, fastknees, ending) (*= knee-slap; Idon’tknowY= arms up; ||= fastknees; *B!!= endingbutt slap) If you don’t like the one you got! Let’s trade, ’cause I like yours alot! I want to try a diff’rent kind! An’ I like yours, do you like mine!? Chorus: Let’s trade , Butts! […]
My Secret
MY SECRET Cho: I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Let’s tell each other what we do! I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Friday night I’m feelin’ right, cause I get paid Right back to my little room, and I pull the shade Off with pants and quickly on with that dress I made […]
The L. A. Freeway Song
THE L.A. FREEWAY SONG Have you ever lost your way While you were driving through L.A.? And did you notice all the places That you passed along the way? Just take the first initial Of each turn you had to guess And you will have a word which will Describe Los Angeles! “H” is for […]
Garbage
GARBAGE Mr. Thompson calls the waiter Orders steak and baked potater Then he leaves the bone and gristle And he never eats the skin The busboy comes and takes it With a cough contaminates it Then he throws it in a can With coffee grinds and sardine tins A truck comes by on Friday And […]
Man Oh Man I Can
This was written before computers took up all our spare time. Relationships with inanimate objects might not be all that fulfilling, but they are sure less complicated, (ya think?) MAN OH MAN I CAN! Intro: As a window dresser at Macy’s My future held nothing in store Until that day in the warehouse When I […]
Junk Food Junkie
My old pal Larry Groce (Mountain Stage) wrote this one. He sings so beautifully that he figured this silly song was just a throw-away, but I got his permission to record it and when Dr. Demento started getting airplay with my version, … Larry went out and recorded it and got his first hit record! […]
Stuck On You
This song is about “huffing”. It’s got some funny lines in it, but “huffing” isn’t funny. We want to at least get the subject out on the table with kids so we can discuss the detrimental effects of getting dizzy by cutting down your brain oxygen. STUCK ON YOU Cho: Stuck on you, stuck on […]
Dyin� To Be Thin
Cho: Dyin’ to be thin! Dyin’ to be thin! Ev’rybody gonna love me when I’m nothin’ but skin! Fat, fat, fat! Good-bye fat! I’m gonna look yummy when my tummy is flat! I wanna look like, the lady in the ad! With a little tiny hiney, gonna be so bad! Ev’rybody gonna love my skinny […]
Courage!
When the bull fighter faces the bull, he’s so scared Wishing he was somewhere else, and a little bit better prepared! But he knows in his mind, that to face that big cow Somehow he must find Cho: Courage! Courage! Deep down inside of you, courage! (Repeat) Kid: – Well you’re a grown-up, so you […]