Asleep late at night in a crowded camp site, Crash woke me up, then a scream and a curse Outside my tent, couple having a fight I went out, but it only got worse She yelled in his face, then he shoved her down Threatened to hit her if she did it again I was […]
Audience: Parents/Foster Parents
Baby Needs A Parent
Baby don’t need no silver spoon Don’t need no rub-a-dub-dub It’s apparent that a baby needs a parent who Can give that baby some love! Now every baby’s got one Mama And every baby’s got one Pop These days some babies live with one or the other Cause the parents get all split-up! Now if […]
Look At The Ceiling
Look at the ceiling The shadows are bears I wonder what’s on the T.V.? And Daddy’s hands rub me all over I wonder, do leaves in the creek find their way to the sea? Mom mashes potatoes and pours in the milk And silently smokes cigarettes I wish she would hug me, or look at […]
My Secret
MY SECRET Cho: I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Let’s tell each other what we do! I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Friday night I’m feelin’ right, cause I get paid Right back to my little room, and I pull the shade Off with pants and quickly on with that dress I made […]
Garbage
GARBAGE Mr. Thompson calls the waiter Orders steak and baked potater Then he leaves the bone and gristle And he never eats the skin The busboy comes and takes it With a cough contaminates it Then he throws it in a can With coffee grinds and sardine tins A truck comes by on Friday And […]
Man Oh Man I Can
This was written before computers took up all our spare time. Relationships with inanimate objects might not be all that fulfilling, but they are sure less complicated, (ya think?) MAN OH MAN I CAN! Intro: As a window dresser at Macy’s My future held nothing in store Until that day in the warehouse When I […]
Sandrock Canyon
A young man breaking the law to do something he thinks will please the young woman he’s trying to impress. Sometimes things don’t work out the way we planned, eh? SANDROCK CANYON Cho: I’ve been hiding up in Sandrock Canyon No one’s caught me cause there’s no one there It’s cold and lonely up in […]
Doin’ It For You
Sometimes it’s a faster intervention to help someone change when we simply hold up a mirror so they can see for themselves some of the ridiculous positions they take. DOIN’ IT FOR YOU I treat you politely Baby, And so you can’t complain I hold the door when you go out An’ when you go […]
Junk Food Junkie
My old pal Larry Groce (Mountain Stage) wrote this one. He sings so beautifully that he figured this silly song was just a throw-away, but I got his permission to record it and when Dr. Demento started getting airplay with my version, … Larry went out and recorded it and got his first hit record! […]
Stuck On You
This song is about “huffing”. It’s got some funny lines in it, but “huffing” isn’t funny. We want to at least get the subject out on the table with kids so we can discuss the detrimental effects of getting dizzy by cutting down your brain oxygen. STUCK ON YOU Cho: Stuck on you, stuck on […]