– Tedd Judd’s song -parents learn from kids! BE GENTLE, ROBIN! Robin and I went out for a walk, and what do you think we saw We saw a pretty pussy cat a-lickin’ at her paw And Robin went over to play with her, to pat her on the head But first I grabbed him […]
Audience: Parents/Foster Parents
Don’t Trick Your Dad!
– good advise in a Four Seasons rock & roll style DON’T TRICK YOUR DAD! Intro: I caught a frog, I knew what to do I put it in Dad’s shoe! When he got dressed, (what a surprise!) Boy! He jumped a mile! (opened up his eyes!) I really laughed but he didn’t smile! So, […]
No One Knows For Sure
– about having hope when things look darkest! NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE There’s a camel in the desert Who could really use a drink Her hump is all dried up And her name’s Irene, I think If she doesn’t get some water Or some juice or soda soon I don’t think she’ll last much […]
I Am A Pizza
– kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! I AM A PIZZA! I am a pizza With extra cheese From tomatoes Sauce is squeezed Garlic and mushrooms Oregano!! I am a pizza, . . ready to go! I am a pizza Pepperoni No anchovies Or phoney balogna Onions and sausage Order by phone! I am a […]
Yecch!
– a funny, gross scream-along! YECCH!! Chorus: Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s half-way decomposed! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s really, really GROSS! Touch it first, I dare you Go on, poke it with a stick! Look out, ’cause it […]
My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
– Barry Louis Polisar song, losing a best friend MY BROTHER THREW-UP ON MY STUFFED TOY BUNNY Cho: My brother threw-up on my stuffed toy bunny You better not laugh cause it really isn’t funny It was lying in my bed while I was sound asleep But it could have been worse, yeah, it could […]
Sandwiches
– Bob King’s let’s eat 100 sandwiches! SANDWICHES Cho: Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper, and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches, I’d eat them all at once! I’m a-roamin’ and a-ramblin’, and wanderin’ […]
Slap Hands
– gimme five to beat… SLAP HANDS Cho: Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! If there’s a bear in his underwear Who sez “I’m gonna eat you!” Just slap his paw, say “Hey […]
Charlie Douglas
– a dancing-movement whistle-along! CHARLIE DOUGLAS Charlie Douglas is a music man! Charlie Douglas plays while ev’rybody dances! Charlie Douglas is a music man No one else can play as well as Charlie Douglas can! Instrumental Charlie Douglas is a music man! Charlie Douglas plays while ev’rybody dances! Charlie Douglas is a music man No […]
I Wanna Be A Dog
– a Barry Louis Polisar breathe – along! I WANNA BE A DOG Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna wag my tail Chase cars and knock over garbage cans Bite the lady who brings the mail! Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna drool on the floor Get pats on the head, […]