– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]
Audience: Kids
Logical
– kids see through the grown-up plot! LOGICAL Cho: Logical, logical! Why do you have t’be so logical? Ne-ver-mind, . . don’t tell me why, You’ll have a logical reply! Kid: Dad, I’m too full to eat my beans Dad: You’re too full? What does that mean? Kid: My tummy’s got no room, it’s true! […]
You Get A Little Extra When You Watch TV
– builds awareness about hidden messages on TV! YOU GET A LITTLE EXTRA WHEN YOU WATCH T.V. Chorus: You get a little extra when you watch T.V. Ain’t that ducky! Well you’re lucky if you see that You get a little extra when you watch T.V.! You sit too close and you get a big […]
Buy Me Something!
Shopping Addiction – a song every child already knows BUY ME SOMETHING! I’m just a little kid, with a mouth beneath my nose When someone takes me shopping, this is how it goes, it says Chorus: Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, buy me something, Buy me, buy […]
Uniforms
Appearance / Status UNIFORMS Intro: I love my job, I love my boss I love my paycheck too, … of course But most of all I love to wear Those clothes that make me warm I fit in with everyone When I’m in my uniform! Chorus: Uniforms! Uniforms! Wonderful, wonderful clothes! When I get up […]
Daddy’s Roll
Food – it’s outta control DADDY’S ROLL Do ya really want t’eat that Dad? If you do, you’ll just get mad We’ve been through this all before, y’say you’re Full, n’then y’eat some more Chorus: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control Hangs over his belt, like a candle that’s melted! My Daddy’s roll, is outta […]
Hyperactive
Food – the questionable virtues of sugar! HYPERACTIVE Early in the morning when I’m startin’ out And I’m lookin’ in my cereal bowl I gotta put a lot of sugar on t’make it sweet ’Cause my body’s gettin’ ready to roll! Cho: Hyperactive! I’m hyperactive! I boogie, boogie all the day through! Hyperactive! I’m hyperactive! […]
The Gift
Nicotine THE GIFT I know what I want for Christmas I wrote to Santa long ago There’s only one thing on my list Just listen Mom, please don’t say “No!” I’m sorry you got mad last night Mom I’m stubborn, just like you, and strong. You show me how to do things right, an’ You […]
Christmas Cheer
Alcohol CHRISTMAS CHEER Dashing through the snow, to the liquor store We ran out of alcohol, we’re going to get more! (Oh boy!) Dad has had a few drinks, he’s really got a load HEY!!! Look out Dad! Boy! You almost ran us off the road! Oh! Cho: Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, I hate when […]
No Excuse T’Use Booze
Alcohol Dependency NO EXCUSE T’USE BOOZE! Cho: There’s no excuse t’use booze All you get is confused Booze makes problems for you, so There’s no excuse t’use booze! Chorus Booze is bad for kids Now we all know that’s true But some folks don’t admit That it’s bad for the grown-ups too! Chorus One of […]