“He can wash the car, and he plays guitar!” I BROUGHT A GORILLA HOME 1. I went to the zoo today, saw the Zebra and Giraffe Em, Am The Lion there had lots of hair, and the Penguins made me laugh! Am, Am-Em Saw the Kangaroo hop and the Walrus flop, watched two Wolves share […]
Audience: Kids
09. Listen+
Bailey: Sometimes parents listen, but usually, they’re too busy. Leon: Yeah, … (to Chad), … you never believe us! Chad: (Incredulous). What are you talking about!? I believe you when you tell me things. Leon: Sometimes you just repeat what I say, … like you don’t understand. Chad: Like when? Leon: Remember? … I said, […]
08. You Need A Good Listenin’ To
“I won’t interrupt or get in your way!” YOU NEED A GOOD LISTENING TO! play C (capo4=key E) (1:55) V1: You need a good listenin’ to C E Sounds like it hasn’t happened for you G B So, here’s what I’m gonna do G7 B7 I’m gonna listen to you! Right now! G7-C, G7 […]
07. Bad Dad Jokes
“Make me want to gag Dad jokes!” BAD DAD JOKES Intro: (clap, clap, clap!) Bad Dad jokes! (clap!) Bad Dad jokes! (clap!) Make me want to gag Dad jokes! (clap!) Bad Dad jokes! (clap!) Bad Dad jokes! (clap!) They’re so bad, I want to croak! (clap!) Ribbit! (clap!) Ribbit! (clap) Ribbit! (clap) Ribbit! (clap) Written […]
06. Pologist+
P: We followed the trail all the way up to where the old dam used to be, … and we saw where the engineers had restored the creek to it’s natural condition. At that point, … we took another path. The sign had an arrow that said “Up To High Ground Camp”. And we walked […]
05. Anthropologist
“We can study you and me and other people that we see!” ANTHROPOLOGIST key G (c5=key of C) Intro: Sometimes when I’m bored, I think I’ll go insane Em-D So this is what I do, when I need to calm my brain! C-B7 I say “I’m an Anthropologist, I watch what people do!” Em-D Then […]
04. Sonical Digital Musical Box
“It knows what to play, whatever you sing!” SONICAL DIGITAL MUSICAL BOX Intro: G-D-G-C-G-D-G Cho: It’s a sonical digital musical box! G-D-G-C It’s a sonical digital musical box!G-D-G-G Sonical digital musical box!C-C-C, D7 – – – v1. Whatever you want to sing about G-D-G-C Push the button, the music comes pouring outG-D-G Sounds so great, […]
03. Home+
3. HOME+ P: Okay kids, … let’s keep movin’! Chad: What’s that little black box you’re carrying Peter? A computer? P: Kinda, … it’s a “Sonical Digital Musical Box”. Thought it might come in handy. Bailey: A sonic, musical, boxical? P: It’s a Sonical Digital Musical Box. I push the button, … and it plays […]
02. Get On Home
“We’ll get home when the dam comes down!” GET ON HOME Intro: G-Bm-C-G Steelhead trout, I’m playin’ in the sea G-Bm Great big feeling comes to me C-G Gotta get on home up the creek today C-G But hey! What’s this! – There’s a dam in the way! Am-D7 Chorus: Gotta get on home! Can’t […]
01. Follow The Leader
“March with Vigor!” FOLLOW THE LEADER Intro: Follow(e), Follow!(g#), Follow!(b), Ohhhh, E Cho: Follow the leader, the leader, the leader, E-B7-E Follow the leader, – there HE goes! E-B7-E AGAIN! Follow the leader, the leader, the leader, Follow the leader, there HE goes! Qn: What if a girl is the leader? P: […]