The Hug

by Fred Small – Fred Small sings his great song! THE HUG Dan Murrow is a mighty friendly man Big and round like a bear And he hugs his friends and his friends hug him Anytime, anywhere When his patients come for therapy To drive their blues away Sooner or later they feel a lot […]

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Shoulder To The Wheel

by Geof Morgan – Geof Morgan sings about men’s work SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL When I was a boy, I wanted to be older But I didn’t know that higher up the air grows colder My shoulder to the wheel, just like my father And the wheel keeps a’turning and the work keeps getting harder […]

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It’s Only A Wee Wee

– gender issues? Who me!? IT’S ONLY A WEE-WEE As soon as you’re born grown-ups check where you pee And then they decide just how you’re supposed t’be Girls pink and quiet, boys noisy and blue Seems like a dumb way to choose what you’ll do Cho: It’s only a wee-wee, so what’s the big […]

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Jacob Marley

– intro to the tale! Narr: Jacob Marley, the Dean of Finance, is dead. Even though the entire university is closed on the day of his funeral, there are only fifteen people here. The one speaker is Ebenezer Scrooge, Dean of Students. He and Marley shared an office for ten years. Scrooge: This University wouldn’t […]

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Aaargh!

– sometimes you just have to let it all out! AAARGH! I am always good as gold I do exactly what I’m told I do what the grown-ups say I don’t complain, ’cause it’s okay. I don’t talk back, I don’t get mad I don’t upset my Mom and Dad I don’t get sick, I […]

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If I Was In Charge

– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]

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Logical

– kids see through the grown-up plot! LOGICAL Cho: Logical, logical! Why do you have t’be so logical? Ne-ver-mind, . . don’t tell me why, You’ll have a logical reply! Kid: Dad, I’m too full to eat my beans Dad: You’re too full? What does that mean? Kid: My tummy’s got no room, it’s true! […]

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