– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]
Audience: Grade School
Logical
– kids see through the grown-up plot! LOGICAL Cho: Logical, logical! Why do you have t’be so logical? Ne-ver-mind, . . don’t tell me why, You’ll have a logical reply! Kid: Dad, I’m too full to eat my beans Dad: You’re too full? What does that mean? Kid: My tummy’s got no room, it’s true! […]
Buy Me Something!
Shopping Addiction – a song every child already knows BUY ME SOMETHING! I’m just a little kid, with a mouth beneath my nose When someone takes me shopping, this is how it goes, it says Chorus: Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, buy me something, Buy me, buy […]
Uniforms
Appearance / Status UNIFORMS Intro: I love my job, I love my boss I love my paycheck too, … of course But most of all I love to wear Those clothes that make me warm I fit in with everyone When I’m in my uniform! Chorus: Uniforms! Uniforms! Wonderful, wonderful clothes! When I get up […]
Daddy’s Roll
Food – it’s outta control DADDY’S ROLL Do ya really want t’eat that Dad? If you do, you’ll just get mad We’ve been through this all before, y’say you’re Full, n’then y’eat some more Chorus: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control Hangs over his belt, like a candle that’s melted! My Daddy’s roll, is outta […]
Hyperactive
Food – the questionable virtues of sugar! HYPERACTIVE Early in the morning when I’m startin’ out And I’m lookin’ in my cereal bowl I gotta put a lot of sugar on t’make it sweet ’Cause my body’s gettin’ ready to roll! Cho: Hyperactive! I’m hyperactive! I boogie, boogie all the day through! Hyperactive! I’m hyperactive! […]
Stuck On You
Inhalants STUCK ON YOU Cho: Stuck on you, stuck on you Stuck on you from sniffin’ glue, Nothin’ that my heart can do, ’cause I’m Stuck on you from sniffin’ glue! We met at the disco-hop I’d started to freak-out But when the joint got busted, You helped me to sneak-out I lost my stash, […]
Christmas Cheer
Alcohol CHRISTMAS CHEER Dashing through the snow, to the liquor store We ran out of alcohol, we’re going to get more! (Oh boy!) Dad has had a few drinks, he’s really got a load HEY!!! Look out Dad! Boy! You almost ran us off the road! Oh! Cho: Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer, I hate when […]
Let ‘Em Laugh
Risking to Grow LET ’EM LAUGH! Cho: Let ’em laugh! Let ’em laugh! Let ’em laugh! Let ’em call me a clown! Let ’em laugh! Let ’em laugh! Let ’em laugh! That won’t stop me from getting up when I fall down! Everybody makes mistakes when We’re learning something new I look funny on my […]
I Believe You
Being a Safe Place I BELIEVE YOU When you tell me you are scared I will listen ’cause I care I remember bein’ scared too So when you tell me, I believe you When you’re angry or you’re sad Even if you’re feeling bad I remember feelin’ bad too So when you tell me, I […]