Cho: You make me stand in the corner Whenever you think I’ve been bad The lewd thoughts I get Well, they haven’t stopped yet In the corner, they’re driving me mad!! So I close my eyes tightly, in hopes that I might see A non-sexist view of your bod, But your leg comes to mind, […]
Audience: Folk/Political
Good Time
I see that you’re alone Y’look like someone I once knew I’m just a little drunk, but do you mind? I hope I haven’t blown (repeat) My chances here with you What I’m about to say sounds like a line Cho: Well, I’ve made it this far I came out to have a good time, […]
Doin’ It For You
I treat you politely Baby, And so you can’t complain I hold the door when you go out An’ when you go in again The only time I interrupt Is when you talk too slow An’ I been teachin’ you the questions To the answers that I know Cho: So why, why, why, You tryin’ […]
Asleep At The Helm
You always stood beside me Now you turn the other way And I know that you relied on me And I led you astray I’m hiding in a daydream With everything I know It’s time to give it up But it’s hard to let it go. Cho: I’ve been asleep at the helm I’ve lost […]
My Secret
MY SECRET Cho: I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Let’s tell each other what we do! I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Friday night I’m feelin’ right, cause I get paid Right back to my little room, and I pull the shade Off with pants and quickly on with that dress I made […]
The L. A. Freeway Song
THE L.A. FREEWAY SONG Have you ever lost your way While you were driving through L.A.? And did you notice all the places That you passed along the way? Just take the first initial Of each turn you had to guess And you will have a word which will Describe Los Angeles! “H” is for […]
Garbage
GARBAGE Mr. Thompson calls the waiter Orders steak and baked potater Then he leaves the bone and gristle And he never eats the skin The busboy comes and takes it With a cough contaminates it Then he throws it in a can With coffee grinds and sardine tins A truck comes by on Friday And […]
Man Oh Man I Can
This was written before computers took up all our spare time. Relationships with inanimate objects might not be all that fulfilling, but they are sure less complicated, (ya think?) MAN OH MAN I CAN! Intro: As a window dresser at Macy’s My future held nothing in store Until that day in the warehouse When I […]
Country & Western Transylvania Love Song
COUNTRY & WESTERN TRANSYLVANIA LOVE SONG Bob Lincoln was a werewolf Now he lies beneath the ground With a silver bullet deep within his chest He was shot by Hattie Williams The tru’est lover ever found Tho’ she cried that night she sent him to his rest Cho: Howl to the moon Bob Lincoln, Howl […]
Sandrock Canyon
A young man breaking the law to do something he thinks will please the young woman he’s trying to impress. Sometimes things don’t work out the way we planned, eh? SANDROCK CANYON Cho: I’ve been hiding up in Sandrock Canyon No one’s caught me cause there’s no one there It’s cold and lonely up in […]