GARBAGE Mr. Thompson calls the waiter Orders steak and baked potater Then he leaves the bone and gristle And he never eats the skin The busboy comes and takes it With a cough contaminates it Then he throws it in a can With coffee grinds and sardine tins A truck comes by on Friday And […]
Audience: Educators
Junk Food Junkie
My old pal Larry Groce (Mountain Stage) wrote this one. He sings so beautifully that he figured this silly song was just a throw-away, but I got his permission to record it and when Dr. Demento started getting airplay with my version, … Larry went out and recorded it and got his first hit record! […]
Stuck On You
This song is about “huffing”. It’s got some funny lines in it, but “huffing” isn’t funny. We want to at least get the subject out on the table with kids so we can discuss the detrimental effects of getting dizzy by cutting down your brain oxygen. STUCK ON YOU Cho: Stuck on you, stuck on […]
I Love Kids
I love kids, when I get near them I love kids who are polite and say “Hello!” I love kids, with their eyes so clear Kids who promise not to tattle, For some candy or a rattle, But these days it’s such a battle, All the children “just say NO!” There are old kids who […]
Dyin� To Be Thin
Cho: Dyin’ to be thin! Dyin’ to be thin! Ev’rybody gonna love me when I’m nothin’ but skin! Fat, fat, fat! Good-bye fat! I’m gonna look yummy when my tummy is flat! I wanna look like, the lady in the ad! With a little tiny hiney, gonna be so bad! Ev’rybody gonna love my skinny […]
Courage!
When the bull fighter faces the bull, he’s so scared Wishing he was somewhere else, and a little bit better prepared! But he knows in his mind, that to face that big cow Somehow he must find Cho: Courage! Courage! Deep down inside of you, courage! (Repeat) Kid: – Well you’re a grown-up, so you […]
No Excuse T’Use Booze
from Dr. Peter Alsop’s DVD “Sometimes Si, Sometimes No!” – to help kids understand alcoholism. […]
Pick One!
PICK ONE It’s raining out today and I’m stuck inside Got the TV channel changer, but I can’t decide All the great programs on TV Flipping through the channels, then Mom says to me! Cho: Pick one! Pick one! You’re makin’ me crazy! Pick one! Pick one! You’re eyes are gettin’ hazy! Pick one channel, […]
Breath
BREATH Cho: What makes one breath More precious than another? When every breath we take is new All life is sacred, on this Earth How you use your breath is up to you. Is your first breath more precious than your last? Or the laughter of your friend, or your lover’s gasp? Or your mother’s […]
When The Women Say No
WHEN THE WOMEN SAY “NO!” Way far away in the land of the Schwar Down deep in the jungles of Ecuador The men cut the trees and they hack the vines And the women take care of the houses inside And the men hunt the animals and kill for food And the women they cook […]