– kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! I AM A PIZZA! I am a pizza With extra cheese From tomatoes Sauce is squeezed Garlic and mushrooms Oregano!! I am a pizza, . . ready to go! I am a pizza Pepperoni No anchovies Or phoney balogna Onions and sausage Order by phone! I am a […]
Audience: Educators
Yecch!
– a funny, gross scream-along! YECCH!! Chorus: Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s half-way decomposed! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) THAT is soooo disgusting! Yecch! (Yecch!) Yecch! (Yecch!) It’s really, really GROSS! Touch it first, I dare you Go on, poke it with a stick! Look out, ’cause it […]
My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny
– Barry Louis Polisar song, losing a best friend MY BROTHER THREW-UP ON MY STUFFED TOY BUNNY Cho: My brother threw-up on my stuffed toy bunny You better not laugh cause it really isn’t funny It was lying in my bed while I was sound asleep But it could have been worse, yeah, it could […]
Sandwiches
– Bob King’s let’s eat 100 sandwiches! SANDWICHES Cho: Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper, and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches, I’d eat them all at once! I’m a-roamin’ and a-ramblin’, and wanderin’ […]
Slap Hands
– gimme five to beat… SLAP HANDS Cho: Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) C’mon give me five! Slap hands! (Slap hands!) Ev’rything’s alright! If there’s a bear in his underwear Who sez “I’m gonna eat you!” Just slap his paw, say “Hey […]
I Wanna Be A Dog
– a Barry Louis Polisar breathe – along! I WANNA BE A DOG Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna wag my tail Chase cars and knock over garbage cans Bite the lady who brings the mail! Oh I wanna be a dog I wanna drool on the floor Get pats on the head, […]
Wha’d’ya Wanna Do?
– children creatively messing-up! WHA’D’YA WANNA DO?! Cho: Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! (Repeat) Wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya want, wha’d’ya wanna do? Try t’think of something, and I will too! Let’s make a fort, with cushions from the couch! You hide inside and act like a […]
Bored, Bored, Bored
– a humorous kid’s lament on a rainy day BORED, BORED, BORED Why can’t Mommy take me to the beach? Why can’t Daddy peel me a peach? Why can’t Grandma take me to the zoo? I’m just a little kid and there’s nothing here to do! No one ever plays with me I’m bored, bored, […]
Roots and Wings
– we’ve got to keep ourselves in balance if we’re going to teach that skill to our kids ROOTS AND WINGS Cho: Roots grow down Into the ground Wings, they fly up high! Roots and wings Are things we need T’help kids get by! Plants grow roots To reach the water Way down below Strong […]
Grow It At Home
GROW IT AT HOME Intro: Chorus A: We eat up the world when we gobble our food ’Cause it comes from all over, and though it tastes good Let’s think about where our meals come from If we eat up the world, … we got “no place like home” If we eat up the world, […]