– gender issues? Who me!? IT’S ONLY A WEE-WEE As soon as you’re born grown-ups check where you pee And then they decide just how you’re supposed t’be Girls pink and quiet, boys noisy and blue Seems like a dumb way to choose what you’ll do Cho: It’s only a wee-wee, so what’s the big […]
Audience: Educators
Jacob Marley
– intro to the tale! Narr: Jacob Marley, the Dean of Finance, is dead. Even though the entire university is closed on the day of his funeral, there are only fifteen people here. The one speaker is Ebenezer Scrooge, Dean of Students. He and Marley shared an office for ten years. Scrooge: This University wouldn’t […]
Peter – Comments on Songs – Part 2
comments on the songs […]
Aaargh!
– sometimes you just have to let it all out! AAARGH! I am always good as gold I do exactly what I’m told I do what the grown-ups say I don’t complain, ’cause it’s okay. I don’t talk back, I don’t get mad I don’t upset my Mom and Dad I don’t get sick, I […]
If I Was In Charge
– what if kids ran things! IF I WAS IN CHARGE If I was in charge, there’d be a few changes My room would be clean as can be But I wouldn’t clean it if I was in charge My father would offer to clean it for me!! No, I wouldn’t clean it if I […]
Logical
– kids see through the grown-up plot! LOGICAL Cho: Logical, logical! Why do you have t’be so logical? Ne-ver-mind, . . don’t tell me why, You’ll have a logical reply! Kid: Dad, I’m too full to eat my beans Dad: You’re too full? What does that mean? Kid: My tummy’s got no room, it’s true! […]
You Get A Little Extra When You Watch TV
– builds awareness about hidden messages on TV! YOU GET A LITTLE EXTRA WHEN YOU WATCH T.V. Chorus: You get a little extra when you watch T.V. Ain’t that ducky! Well you’re lucky if you see that You get a little extra when you watch T.V.! You sit too close and you get a big […]
Buy Me Something!
Shopping Addiction – a song every child already knows BUY ME SOMETHING! I’m just a little kid, with a mouth beneath my nose When someone takes me shopping, this is how it goes, it says Chorus: Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, something, something! Buy me something, buy me something, Buy me, buy […]
Uniforms
Appearance / Status UNIFORMS Intro: I love my job, I love my boss I love my paycheck too, … of course But most of all I love to wear Those clothes that make me warm I fit in with everyone When I’m in my uniform! Chorus: Uniforms! Uniforms! Wonderful, wonderful clothes! When I get up […]
Daddy’s Roll
Food – it’s outta control DADDY’S ROLL Do ya really want t’eat that Dad? If you do, you’ll just get mad We’ve been through this all before, y’say you’re Full, n’then y’eat some more Chorus: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control Hangs over his belt, like a candle that’s melted! My Daddy’s roll, is outta […]