by Geof Morgan Healing Song for Men IT’S MY PENIS What’s that hangin’ down between my legs? Looks like a sausage between two hard boiled eggs! And sculptors usually got it covered with leaves Now I wonder what it could be? Oh! It’s my penis! My penis! Y’see how much has truly come between us […]
Audience: Counselors
Good Time
Lonliness of a Seduction GOOD TIME I see that you’re alone Y’look like someone I once knew I’m just a little drunk, but do you mind? I hope I haven’t blown My chances here with you What I’m about to say sounds like a line Chorus: Well, I’ve made it this far I came out […]
Peter – Comments on Songs – Part 1
Comments on the Songs […]
When You Ask Me First
Initiating Sex WHEN YOU ASK ME FIRST I love to do it Baby But you only make it worse I just don’t get excited When you go and ask me first. So don’t touch me where I’m ticklish And don’t sit on my lap And don’t ask me politely Baby, It makes me feel trapped. […]
Man Oh Man I Can
One-sided Romance MAN OH MAN I CAN Intro: As a window dresser at Macy’s My future held nothing in store Until that day in the warehouse When I spotted you there on the floor I knew when I saw you that you were the one But you needed some parts for your arm So I […]
I Hope You Understand Dear
Breaking Up with a Computer I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND DEAR For years I’ve been watchin’ folks on the T.V. Sometimes it seemed they were more real than me Then I met you computer, you wanted my touch Y’gave me the ‘control’ that I needed so much! Cho: I hope you understand Dear, you’ll forgive me, […]
Doin’ It For You
Male Chauvinism DOIN’ IT FOR YOU I treat you politely Baby, And so you can’t complain I hold the door when you go out An’ when you go in again The only time I interrupt Is when you talk too slow An’ I been teachin’ you the questions To the answers that I know Cho: […]
Country And Western Transylvania Love Song
Feeling Used & Getting Even COUNTRY AND WESTERN TRANSYLVANIA LOVE SONG Bob Lincoln was a werewolf Now he lies beneath the ground With a silver bullet deep within his chest He was shot by Hattie Williams The tru’est lover ever found Tho’ she cried that night she sent him to his rest Cho: Howl to […]
My Secret
Out of Hiding MY SECRET Chorus: I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Let’s tell each other what we do! I’ve got a secret, how ’bout you? Friday night I’m feelin’ right, ’cause I get paid Right back to my little room, and I pull the shade Off with pants and quickly on with that […]
Hopelessly Heterosexual
Curiosity with Respect HOPELESSLY HETEROSEXUAL Cho: I’m hopelessly, heterosexual I guess I’m kinda slow Mom and Dad were all I had That’s the only way I know, so, I’m hopelessly, heterosexual I’m stuck with being straight So man-to-man I’ll ask you Not to ask me for a date! When I’m with you I’m happy When […]