Cho: You make me stand in the corner
Whenever you think I’ve been bad
The lewd thoughts I get
Well, they haven’t stopped yet
In the corner, they’re driving me mad!!
So I close my eyes tightly, in hopes that I might see
A non-sexist view of your bod,
But your leg comes to mind, yes, I know
When you’re there, it really gets hard
Sometimes I can steal a peek at the ceiling
Pretending I’m six inches tall
But the cobwebs up there look like soft downy hair,
And my thoughts start me climbing the wall!
Sometimes I talk dirty, you laugh and act flirty
You say I’m your young Romeo
But then you have moods when you’re
just not amused,
And it’s back to the corner I go!
You know I’m concerned, I’ve been trying to learn
How to feel what you want me to feel.
But I’m usually wrong, . . I come on like King Kong
Who’s banana has lost it’s appeal!!
There’s a beast in my mind who thinks SEX all
Alone I can’t fight his command
When I say something clean, he makes me
We could beat him if you’d lend a hand.
Men have a disease, they see women as pieces
They’re trained to desire each part.
So I’ve made it my goal to see you as a (w)hole, ...
But then I’m right back where I start!
Written by Peter Alsop, ©1976, Moose School Music (BMI)
On Asleep At The Helm - www.peteralsop.com