by Romanovsky & Phillips
- Romanovsky & Phillips croon to us
When I was a youngster, playing house was all the rage
And I always played the Mommy, and they all thought it was
But as I grew older, still I wished to be a lady
Not so I could have a man, but so I could have a baby!
Cho: Womb envy, I know it’s kinda strange
Womb envy, but please let me explain
Womb envy, I know it’s kinda crazy
I got womb envy, I wanna have a baby.
Now I like my equipment, I wouldn’t trade it for the world
But I might trade it for nine months if I could only be a girl
I don’t wanna wear a dress or be somebody’s wife
I just wanna have a chance to feel the miracle of life
I’d do it naturally, no Playtex formulas for me
I’d study LaMaze and read Dr Spock, if I could just be blessed
Well maybe someday science will make it a reality
If it’s been in test tubes, then why not inside of me?
I’m every bit as loving and gentle as can be
Lord give me a chance to prove my maternity!
Written by Ron Romanovsky, ©1984, Romanovsky & Phillips