- a tour through the nasal passage!
SAFARI INTO MY SISTER’S NOSE
Chorus: Let’s go on safari into my sister’s nose
I’ll bet we find some treasure
Like we found between her toes
Be careful that you don’t get lost
And tangled-up in hair
I hope that it’s still open
'Cause her finger’s always there!
Chorus - Kazoo break
Leave your gas mask in the car
My sister’s nose won’t smell
But bring along a pack
You might find something you can sell!
Bridge: Sometimes a loose stalactite
Gives no warning when it falls
So walk only on the hard part
And please don’t touch the walls
Or we’ll never get you out of there
You’ll slide right out of sight
Although my sister’s nose is nice
It’s a scary place at night!
Chorus: So let’s go on safari into my sister’s nose
The Northwest Passage might be open
Usually it’s closed!
Don’t worry about the monsters
That are lurking up in there
If you get one on you, do like her
And wipe it on Mom’s chair!
She’ll blow away our troubles
If we simply ask her, “Please?”
My sister loves me very much
Because I never tease!!
Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 1980, Moose School Music (BMI)