Peter Alsop

Music for Children and Adults

No One's Normal

Feeling Different

- delight in our abnormality!

 

NO ONE’S NORMAL

Cho: No one’s normal, you know that!

Ev’ryone’s a little bats!

No one’s normal, look and see

We’re all a little craaa-zy!

Gh-gh, gh-gh, gh-gh-ght!

 

You think you know somebody who’s

Completely normal through and through

They’re hiding all their crazy stuff

You just don’t know them well enough

 

Sarah clips her fingernails, n’saves them in a little box

Willie says he talks to whales, n’Alison wears plastic socks!

Hector likes bean curds and sardines, eats em when there’s

     no one there

Susan sleeps out in the garden, Tony will not comb his hair

Arthur has to have 12 crackers ev’rytime, no more, no less.

Darlene loves the Greenbay Packers, Billy Joe prefers a dress

Charlene thinks her knees look ugly, Wendall’s nose is

     always sore

Dino’s pants fit him too snugly, Mike eats popcorn off the floor

Chorus

 

You know you’re special down inside

But there’s some things you’ve learned to hide

From all the other people who

Are hiding special things from you!

 

Megan burps from ginger ale, and Willow likes to suck on soap

Franklin is a tattletale, and Rachel knows your horoscope

Jackie breathes with her mouth open, Sam’s allergic to

     clean clothes

Donna wants to be the Pope, an’ Sanford always picks his nose!

Walter sweats when he drinks water, Mary Jo blinks all

     the time

Ann will hug you for a quarter, Matt will kiss you for a dime

Tanya’s leg will not relax, and Heather has no little toe

Howard’s ears are full of wax, and Andy ate some yellow snow!

Angela acts rich and snooty, Phyllis is the teacher’s pet

Boris always does his duty, Gretta screams when she gets wet

Barry built some giant speakers, now he doesn’t hear too well

Olive sleeps in her old sneakers, she claims that her feet

     don’t smell!

Chorus

 

I love the special ways we are

So strange and different, so bizarre!

I’m glad there’s no one else like me

Cause one’s enough, don’t you agree!?

Chorus

 

Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 1985, Moose School Music (BMI)

On Pluggin’ Away & Songs On Recovery and Addictionwww.peteralsop.com

 

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