- delight in our abnormality!
NO ONE’S NORMAL
Cho: No one’s normal, you know that!
Ev’ryone’s a little bats!
No one’s normal, look and see
We’re all a little craaa-zy!
Gh-gh, gh-gh, gh-gh-ght!
You think you know somebody who’s
Completely normal through and through
They’re hiding all their crazy stuff
You just don’t know them well enough
Sarah clips her fingernails, n’saves them in a little box
Willie says he talks to whales, n’Alison wears plastic socks!
Hector likes bean curds and sardines, eats ’em when
there’s no one there
Susan sleeps out in the garden, Tony will not comb his hair
Arthur has to have 12 crackers ev’rytime, no more, no less.
Darlene loves the Greenbay Packers, Billy Joe prefers a dress
Charlene thinks her knees look ugly, Wendall’s nose is
Dino’s pants fit him too snugly, Mike eats popcorn off the floor
You know you’re special down inside
But there’s some things you’ve learned to hide
From all the other people who
Are hiding special things from you!
Megan burps from ginger ale, and Willow likes to suck on soap
Franklin is a tattletale, and Rachel knows your horoscope
Jackie breathes with her mouth open, Sam’s allergic to
Donna wants to be the Pope, an’ Sanford always picks his nose!
Walter sweats when he drinks water, Mary Jo blinks
all the time
Ann will hug you for a quarter, Matt will kiss you for a dime
Tanya’s leg will not relax, and Heather has no little toe
Howard’s ears are full of wax, and Andy ate some yellow snow!
Angela acts rich and snooty, Phyllis is the teacher’s pet
Boris always does his duty, Gretta screams when she gets wet
Barry built some giant speakers, now he doesn’t hear too well
Olive sleeps in her old sneakers, she claims that her feet
I love the special ways we are
So strange and different, so bizarre!
I’m glad there’s no one else like me
’Cause one’s enough, don’t you agree!?
Written by Peter Alsop, ©Copyright 1985, Moose School Music (BMI)