Peter Alsop

Music for Children and Adults

Let's Trade Butts!

From the album Fan Club Favorites Buy Now

 

 

 

(live - split audience – teach knee-slap, Idon’tknowY,

     fastknees, ending)

(*= knee-slap; Idon’tknowY= arms up; ||= fastknees;

     *B!!= endingbutt slap)

 

If you don’t like the one you got!

Let’s trade, cause I like yours alot!

I want to try a diff’rent kind!

An’ I like yours, do you like mine!?

 

Chorus: Let’s trade , Butts!

 

 

 

Now ev’rybody else looks great!

But my butt’s only second-rate!

I’ll hang yours down below my back!

I need a new one, this one’s cracked!

 

I wash mine ev’ry time I shower!

So hey! Let’s swap em for one hour!

Yo! Let’s test drive em for a week!

Then we can turn the other cheek!

 

I’ve looked around in lots of stores!

They’re hard to find, those butts like yours!

Yours looks brand new, don’t you sit down?

Mine’s broken in, it’s been around!

Chorus

 

So when I try yours on for size!

My friends will not believe their eyes!

They’ll look and say “Where’d you get that!”

Hey! Tradin’ butts is where it’s at!

 

Now some butts skinny, some butts fat,

But tradin’ butts is where it’s at!

I learned alot from tradin’ butts!

If you don’t like your own, you’re nuts!

(Audience stands)

If you don’t like your own, you’re nuts! (Repeat)

 

Let’s trade, Butts!

 

Written by Peter Alsop, Copyright 1985, Moose School Music (BMI)

On Fan Club Favorites and Songs On Sex & Sexuality - www.peteralsop.com

a cappella

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