- Peter sings a Geof Morgan classic!
IT'S MY PENIS
What's that hangin' down between my legs?
Looks like a sausage between two hard boiled eggs!
And sculptors usually got it covered with leaves
Now I wonder what it could be?
Cho: Oh! It's my penis! My penis!
Y'see how much has truly come between us
It's my penis, my penis!
Let's start again, and this time be friends!
(Spoken) Let's try it all together, c'mon,
I know some of you will have to use your imaginations,
But if you're having trouble saying this word, just practice,
Roll it around in you mouth a little and see how it feels!
Some say you're a symbol of power and hate
And some say you're a weapon to dominate
But you don't look that mean to me
When y'draw in the snow with my pee!
Chorus (C’mon, give it a try! It's not hard!)
Now you don't have to get it up like there's a record to prove
Limp or erect, it still feels good
And all that guilt's just a-holdin' you down
It's not a contest for cryin' out loud!
Chorus (See?! You're gettin' the hang of it!)
Well we needed this talk, little penis-to-heart
We're on the same body but so far apart
And even though I'm here a-talkin' to you
Y'know we're really one and not two!
Chorus (Just the women! Yeah! Now everybody! Follow the bouncing balls!)
Written by Geof Morgan - ©1980, Geof Morgan