by Geof Morgan
Healing Song for Men
IT’S MY PENIS
What's that hangin’ down between my legs?
Looks like a sausage between two hard boiled eggs!
And sculptors usually got it covered with leaves
Now I wonder what it could be?
Oh! It’s my penis! My penis!
Y’see how much has truly come between us
It's my penis, my penis!
Let’s start again, and this time be friends!
Some say you’re a symbol of power and hate
And some say you’re a weapon to dominate
But you don’t look that mean to me
When y’draw in the snow with my pee!
Chorus (C’mon, give it a try! It's not hard!)
Now you don’t have to get it up like there’s a record to prove
Limp or erect, it still feels good
And all that guilt’s just a-holdin’ you down
It’s not a contest for cryin’ out loud!
Chorus (See?! You're gettin' the hang of it!)
Well we needed this talk, little penis-to-heart
We’re on the same body but so far apart
And even though I’m here a-talkin’ to you
Y’know we’re really one and not two!
Chorus (Follow the bouncing balls!)
Written by Geof Morgan, ©1980, Geof Morgan