- we love our kids but enough is enough!
GO TO SLEEP YOU LITTLE CREEP
Go to sleep you little creep
It’s time to get undressed.
You’re so cute when you’re asleep
It’s when I love you best
Brush your teeth and wash your face
And don’t forget to go!
Then kiss and hug and pick a story
We can read it nice and slowly,
Climb in bed and rest your head
Down where it belongs
No more drinks, an’ no more stories
This is your last song
Don’t you see my angry face?
My ears are getting red
So cut your fussing, go to sleep!
Now get your butt in bed!
Tomorrow there’s new things to break
Then you can turn life upside down
Y’still got one good knee to scrape!
Now get in bed! Don’t make me frown!
Grandma says when I was little
I would use ev’ry excuse to
Stay up late, she thinks it’s funny
’Cause my kid acts like I used to.
Close your eyes, (and your mouth too)
Not one more peep, my little friend!
Go to sleep you little creep!
I can’t wait for this day to end!!
When you sleep, you’ll have sweet dreams
And peace the whole night through
But if you get up one more time,
If you get up one more time,
I’ll stick you to your sheets with glue,
And get a cow to sit on your head to keep you in bed,
And you’ll get no more television for the rest of your life!
So go to sleep you little creep
Us big folks really need a rest
We love you when you’re wide awake,
But when you sleep, we love you best!
Goodnight now! I love you!
Written by Peter Alsop. ©1987, Moose School Music (BMI)