- it's outta control
DADDY’S ROLL
Do ya really want t’eat that Dad?
If you do, you’ll just get mad
We’ve been through this all before, y’say you’re
Full, n’then y’eat some more
Cho: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control
Hangs over his belt, like a candle that’s melted!
My Daddy’s roll, is outta control!
You buy health food when you shop
But we don’t wanna eat what you eat, Pop
We know your self control is bad
So we’ll finish off your ice cream Dad,
(Just to help you stay healthy!)
Chorus: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control
Our hands are full, whenever we pull,
On my Daddy’s roll!! It’s outta control!
This morning he jumped out of bed
Looked in the mirror, then he said
“I’ve got ‘Dunlop’s Disease’ real bad!
I ‘done lopped’ over my belt!” (Oh Daaaaaad!)
He sucks his stomach in real far
As he offers me half of his candy bar
He holds his breath as his face turns red
He was out of air when I said,
Kid: My, my Dad! What a big chest you’ve got!
Dad: (holding breath) All muscles!
Kid: Can I stick my finger in your bellybutton??!
Dad: NO! Hey! NO! Don’t do that! Cut it out!
Kid: Well I think I found the secret release button here
Dad! Look!
Dad: Stop right now or I’ll, ....(huge release of air with
giggles & flop)
Kid: Wow! Dad, is THAT all YOU!!
Dad: Now look what you’ve done!
Help me pick this up and tuck it back in here!!
So work out Dad, it’s not too late
Push yourself away from your plate
Y’say “I’m gonna trim this roll off me!”
Then y’sit down and watch T.V.!
Chorus: My Daddy’s roll, is outta control
Sometimes he tries, to exercise
But my Daddy’s roll, is outta control!
You make fun of yourself, it’s true!
But your roll doesn’t bother anyone but you!
If you need to cry ’cause you’re feeling sad
I’ll give you a hug, ’cause I love you Dad
Chorus: And I love your roll, tho’ it’s outta control
Hangs over your belt, like a candle that’s melted!
My Daddy’s roll, Is outta control!
My Daddy’s roll, Is outta control!
Written by Peter Alsop, Copyright 1994, Moose School Music (BMI)
On Chris Moose Holidays & Songs On Recovery and Addiction – www.peteralsop.com
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