Peter Alsop

Music for Children and Adults

Country And Western Transylvania Love Song

Feeling Used & Getting Even

COUNTRY AND WESTERN TRANSYLVANIA LOVE SONG

Bob Lincoln was a werewolf

Now he lies beneath the ground

With a silver bullet deep within his chest

He was shot by Hattie Williams

The tru’est lover ever found

Tho’ she cried that night she sent him to his rest

 

Cho:  Howl to the moon Bob Lincoln,

Howl to the moon

Hattie’s gone and shot you down

To keep your heart from prowlin’ round

Of all the wolves she know’d she loved you best!

 

A full moon smiled down that night

Upon the Junior Prom

Bob drove his Daddy’s hearse to Hattie’s tomb

He combed his face and rang the bell

He knew the chase was on,

When he caught the scent of her wolfsbane perfume!

Chorus

 

All the kids were at the Prom

At Transylvania High

Bob Lincoln danced the foxtrot like a fox,

But when Hattie caught him dancing

Cheek-to-cheek with Wilma Frye,

She thought she smelled a wolf in Bobby’s sox!

Chorus

 

Bob knew that Hattie was upset,

He’d acted like a beast,

But he knew he couldn’t stop his urge to roam

Then Hattie asked him quaintly

Why he hadn’t worn his leash

“If you can’t control your urges, take me home!”

Chorus

 

Now Hattie knew that werewolves roam

'Til their lovers shoot them down

So she took her hidden pistol from her hair

She had one silver bullet,

So she only fired one round

She got him where wolves really should be-ware!

Chorus

 

Written by Peter Alsop, © 1975, Moose School Music (BMI)

On Peter Alsop & Songs On Sex And Sexualitywww.peteralsop.com

 

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